Kids say the funniest things!

My kids always say lots of silly things but today stuck out in my mind. First, my sweet kids had a full morning, doctor for flu shots then dentist for a first time check up. It wasn't all bad, they did get to Starbucks in between and Target after. Two of their favorite things.

After their flu shot
Me: I am so proud of you both. You did such a great job.
Avery: (In her not very happy face nor happy voice) That wasn't very nice of them to give me a flu shot!

At home looking through our goodies from the dentist
Paxton: Oh we got camofloss!
Me: Sweetie Pie it's floss, not camoflage.

While we're at it, here's how a conversation went while putting on Mr.P's pink polo a few days ago.
Paxton: This is Avery's? (I have been known in a hurry to start putting the wrong item on a kid)
Me: No it's yours
Paxton: It's Averys!
Me: This is Paxton's
Paxton: But boys don't wear pink.
Me: Yes they do, boys can wear any color.
Paxton: No boys wear blue, orange, brown. I don't like pink.
Me: It's under a brown jacket so it'll be fine. (Man does he look adorable in light pink too)